Friday, December 12, 2008

Come see me in the semi finals!!

Here we go!!! My Semi-Final competition appearance will be January 3rd at The Bovine. Kicks off at midnight...I know I know, late as hell...get over it and don't wah wah...be tough, don't be a wuss, take a nap and come anyway! You can always sleep when you are dead! It is 5 bucks at the door, and will sell out, so be there 15-20 minutes early.

www.bovinemetropolis.com

The Bovine is the best kept comedy/improv secret in Denver--No wonder, since has a crappy and small weird door with a cow on it, easy to miss.. right by the pay to park between Los Cabos and Little India restaurants on 15th and Champa! There are non alcoholic drinks and snacks to buy cheap, the show is about an hour, begins at 12:00 midnight, and the "Bleu" indicates adult content allowed at this time...age 18 and over.

The Bovine is at 1527 Champa Street Denver. 303-758-4722

Winners are determined by audience votes!!! Yep, every paid ticket gets a Ballot!!

This is Bleu Cow 5's and The Bovine Metropolis Theater's first annual campaign to find the best and brightest undiscovered late-night comedy variety acts in Colorado.

A winner will be crowned on January 12, 2009. Fifty acts will compete. Three will win big cash prizes. Three other finalists will win mystery prizes...HELP FRED WIN!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

I WON...I AM IN...WOW!

Yep, I placed first in the Bovine preliminary round, so will move on to the semi finals in January! Yikes, Jordan Zuckerman, my new comedy hero, is now on the schedule...how do you beat a comedy God like him!!?

The two dates for the semis are January 5th and 12th right now...but might not be in stone...and I am not sure which one I will be slated for. Keep both kinda of open for now if want to come, and I will let everyone know when firm. Get some no-doz, speed, or just take a nap...and come have fun. These shows are great, with lots of fun and talented people...and not just comics...dancers, jugglers, singers, improv troops ...it is a hoot!

Thanks for those that came out to support me and voted me in...though I hear I did not suck, or as Jake says "eat sh--". By the way, I saw Mo(Amy) Welch and Jodee Champion from my awesome Bovine class perform at The Comedy Works this month, and they rock!!

Well i am going to leap into my hoopty, with my shorty...and head over to the crib, hang with some peeps...and go off the chart! Mo, how am I doing on the cool and hep talk? See ya.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

ITS A CONTEST...NOW ITS ON!!


Do you have the stamina to stay up late enough to see Fred/Hawk this time...that is the question??!! Yea its freakin ridiculous late...starts at midnight..wah wah...get over it, be tough, don't be a wuss! Sleep when you are dead!

Fred is set to appear again at the Bovine Metropolis Theatre on October 11th, and now it really counts... if can only stay up late once...this is the one. See the full info and calender for all their great shows at the Bovine at their site,

www.bovinemetropolis.com

...the best kept comedy/improv secret in Denver--No wonder, since has a crappy and small weird door with a cow on it, easy to miss.. right by the pay to park between Los Cabos and Little India restaurants on 15th and Champa! It is only $5 bucks at the door, there are non alcoholic drinks and snacks to buy cheap, the show is about an hour, begins at 12:00 midnight, and the "Bleu" indicates adult content allowed at this time...age 18 and over.

The Bovine is at 1527 Champa Street Denver. 303-758-4722

The Big Bleu Cow 5 Comedy Variety Contest '08 Starts October,and Fred competes on October 11th in the first round...this is the one to come to, since winners are determined by audience votes!!! Yep, every paid ticket gets a Ballot!!

This is Bleu Cow 5's and The Bovine Metropolis Theater's first annual campaign to find the best and brightest undiscovered late-night comedy variety acts in Colorado.

A winner will be crowned on January 12, 2009. Fifty acts will compete. Three will win big cash prizes. Three other finalists will win mystery prizes...HELP FRED WIN!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Fred at the Bovine Metropolis Theater September 27th 2008


WOO HOO... Here Fred Longmore come's again... Who can stay up late enough to see him is the question!!

Fred is set to appear again at the Bovine Metropolis Theatre on September 27th for "Bleu Cow" at midnight...BUT, read below and come see him on October 11th when it really counts if can only stay up late once...or do both! See the full info and calender for all their great shows at the Bovine at their site,

www.bovinemetropolis.com ...the best kept comedy/improv secret in Denver! It is only $5 bucks at the door, there are non alcoholic drinks and snacks to buy cheap, the show is about an hour, and the "Bleu" indicates adult content allowed at this time...age 18 and over.

Bovine is at 1527 Champa Street Denver. 303-758-4722

The Big Bleu Cow 5 Comedy Variety Contest '08 Starts October,and Fred competes on October 11th in the first round...this is the one to come to, since winners are determined by audience votes!!! Yep, every paid tickets gets a Ballot.

This is Bleu Cow 5's and The Bovine Metropolis Theater's first annual campaign to find the best and brightest undiscovered late-night comedy variety acts in Colorado.

The Big Bleu Cow 5 Comedy Variety Contest'08 will be held on Saturday nights beginning October 4, with a winner being crowned on January 12, 2009. Fifty acts will compete. Three will win big cash prizes. Three other finalists will win mystery prizes.

Those of you who came out to see Fred/Hawk in Castle Rock at his last gig.... don't forget to vote on the "How funny am I meter!"

Fred (Hawk) Longmore......

Fred is on the Loose!

Fred Longmore's life has always been a mini series of hysterical happenings... the youngest of 6, he never runs out of stories about his beyond nutty family! Many have become classics you'll want to hear again and again, and now Fred is going on the road!

He has been doing public speaking for 20 years and making friends, family, and innocent bystanders laugh for twice that long. You will enjoy his unique delivery style, with PG-13 humor as his standard, yet he can "bring it" when the need and occasion dictate...like at the upcoming Bovine Metropolis Theatre "Bleu Cow". Come see him and others on September 27th at midnight